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February 06, 2003

US Responds to North Korean Threat

The United States today responded to North Korea's threat:

"Any military action by the war-mongering North Korean midgets will ignite an all-out war. Our glorious soldiers will answer these pitiful actions with Nuclear Weapons, Robotic Fly Swatters (RFS) and the Terminator.

We will turn Pyong Yang (that's a name for a city?) into a parking lot... to have some place to dump our broken Hyundais.

The RFS's will knock your pitiful rocket and artillery rounds out of the sky.

The Terminator will grab your Pampered Leader or whatever he is called, and spank him for the rest of his natural life.

Oh, and we'll steal all your oil too, even though you don't have any!"

Posted by ozone at February 6, 2003 05:24 PM

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