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Cognitive Disorder of Progressives
(If you think Bush Derangement Syndrome is a new phenomenon, note that this essay was written in 1996)
NYC, NY (Si News Service) 5-4-96 11:32AM
At an international mental health conference today,
leading authorities announced the classification of a common but heretofore unremarked,
category of mental illness. The new disease is called Cognitive Disorder of Progressives-
A dangerous, contagious psychiatric illness, (CDP)
characterized by both emotional and cognitive dysfunction, sometimes with psychotic
features.
The following information was released for mental health professionals confronted with
these troublesome patients:
DIAGNOSIS.
CDP is diagnosed by
the presence of three or more of the following symptoms:
 | utopian thinking - A delusional belief that the patient knows simple, side effect free
solutions to all social problems. In some cases this is associated with psychotic
delusions of grandeur.
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 | anthroplastic ideas - a delusion that behavioral conditioning, performed by the
government, will cure all behavioral and social problems, i.e., will change all non-CDP
people into CDP . Implicit in this delusional system is the idea that people can be
"programmed" to be "perfect."
This symptom leads to a reflexive, vehement resistance by the patient to even the idea
that people may have immalleable characteristics. The worst known example is that of Pol
Pot, who attempted to remove all undesirable influences in the belief that the perfect
socialist man would then emerge.
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 | anti-theistic rebellion - an emotional antagonism against Christianity... probably
caused by an abnormal persistence of adolescent rebellion... may also be related to the
need to avoid counter-arguments to desired policies (see utopiate thinking, above). This
ranges from a mere antagonism to Christianity to a hatred of religions of all forms.
Generally the more "western" a religion is, the more it is hated. Thus these
patients may accept primitive and animalist belief systems.
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 | naturist delusion - a sincere belief that mankind is evil and nature is benign. The
incidence of this symptom is inversely related to the practical experience that the
patient has with nature. Self hatred is a feature in this area. Typical thinking includes
a belief that mankind is a cancer on earth, and that earth (viewed as a feeling being)
will retaliate with a deadly virus.
The utopian view of nature is remarkable in that most patients are also believers in
evolution, which has resulted in vast amounts of suffering and cruelty in the natural
arena.
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 | environmental spasm - the patient experiences episodes of manic activity on behalf of
"the environment." The delusional nature of this is evidenced by the
misanthropic attacks on all works of man, and also by the focus on visible or totemic
objects... for example, the Mount Graham Red Squirrel or the Spotted Owl.
An example of the paradoxical nature of these delusions is given by the Red Squirrel and
the Santa Barbara Sand Fly. The Squirrel, a subspecies of the very common Red Squirrel, is
fought for aggressively, while the Sand Fly, equally at risk and a truly distinct species,
inspires little passion.
The patient usually is obsessed only with cute or cuddly animals, which is probably a
displacement of the nurturing urge, itself unfulfilled due to abortion.
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 | control obsession - this is the tendency of the patient to strive for excessive control
over others, through government action. This is probably a projection of an unconscious
fear of losing control over ones' self, even though the conscious manifestation is viewed
as "compassion."
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 | racist/feminist hypocrisy - the patient passionately advocates discrimination based on
sex or race, while loudly proclaiming opposition to policies which are "racist"
or "sexist."
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 | overemotional perceptions - the patient is far more concerned with how a social action
"looks" or "feels," and resists or denies objective evidence to the
contrary, This also leads to very superficial cognition about matters of significant
impact, as the patient merely gets the "feel" of the issue rather than truly
understanding it.
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 | sexual dysfunction - the patient is highly anxious about sexual matters, and this is
manifested as:
- Obsession with sexual and gender roles.
- Passionate embrace of most non-traditional sexual preferences.
- A need to define individuals by their gender or sexual preference, and make social
policy as if everyone were equally obsessed.
- A need to constantly push the envelope of indecent art.
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Like other disorders such as alcoholism, most suffering
is experienced by those who have to live with the afflicted.
Secondary suffering is incurred by a society damaged by policies advocated by these
patients.
TREATMENT
In most patients, CDP is a refractory disorder with no
effective treatment.
Some patients have been helped to overcome their disorder by one or more of:
 | life in a true "progressive utopia" such as Cuba, Vietnam or China. |
 | religious conversion. |
 | military service. |
 | poverty. |
 | conservative talk radio - Gordon Liddy, Ken Hamblin, Rush Limbaugh |
EDITORIAL COMMENT
Institutionalization or euthanasia may be required as a last resort to rid society of
these pests.
Copyright 1996 John R. Moore All rights reserved.
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