A Few Years Work

Posted By John Moore on March 14, 2003

Allright, already! It’s time to stop messing around. First lets grab Iraq (or what’s left of it). Then we don’t need Saudi airbases or oil or… well, we don’t need the bastards one little bit! So let’s simply replace their government (quietly at first). We can let the rulers all retire to their expensive homes in the west. The mullahs can all (in)voluntarily retire to devil’s island or some other French paradise (has anyone noticed that the French empire included some of the most god-awful places on earth?).

Meanwhile we nuke the Norks, or in some other way dispose of Dear Leader and his buddies.

Oh, and meanwhile, Iran needs work. Soon. Time to give the government to the people and the nuclear weapons facilities to the junk heap.

So let’s get started. I am seriously sick of waiting for the Battle of Iraq to start… we’ve got lots of stuff to do once it’s over… Saudi Arabia, Iran, Korea, Cuba, Libya… it’s gonna be a busy few years (unless Hilary gets elected in 2004).

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