THis armys headquaters could be based at the UN headquaters. And a large statue of a Rwandan with a machette in his head and the logo “while we have fat bellie’s never let them weigh us down and stop us from acting valiantly.

A vast office of UN reform could be built to Beef up the out fit and a human rights commitee given teeth.

Do you actually know anything about the United Nations? Do you know that it was recently part of the biggest financial scandal in history, with some of its officers (including Kofi Annan’s son) taking huge bribes from Saddam Hussein, money from the Oil for Food program? Did you know that the UN supervised that program, and as a result none of the money went to help the people of Iraq but instead into the pockets of Saddam (who built 41 palaces during that time) and into the pockets of people he was bribing?

No, you of course don’t know that. You believe that the UN actually does what it claims to do. It is people like you that let this disgusting organization continue to operate, its people stealing money from its operations, and yet it does not do what it is supposed to do: help freedom around the world?

Did you know that every country gets the same vote, which means that China with 1 billion people has the same vote as Lichtenstein? Do you think that’s democratic?

And if you think every country’s opinion matters, would you care to tell me why anyone should care about the opinion of North Korea? You DO know that this country recently starved several million of its own citizens to death, while spending money building nuclear weapons (which it admist)?

What do you think of an organization whose human rights commission is run by the representative of a brutal dictator?

Bush’s government (which is not a regime) doesn’t have a lot of respect for the UN because that organization is corrupt, exists mostly to enrich its employees (with most if its costs payed by the United States), holds conferences on hunger in plush hotels where the delegates have very expensive food, fails to stop massive violations of the peace (like the Rwandan massacre, the Cambodian massacre, the 100,000,000 people massacred by their own Communist countries in the 20th century).

If you want the UN, please invite it to Canada. It is no longer a relevant organization in the world (although a few of its lesser organizations, like WHO, do some good). Its charitable organizations like UNICEF have such high overhead that they would not even qualify as a charity in the United States – the money that goes into UNICEF rarely comes out.

I would strongly suggest that instead of calling some of us “war idiots,” you actually make an effort to find out what is happening in the world.

Just because an organization claims to have good goals doesn’t mean that it really does anything right!

My post.

The House of Horrors could feature macabre treatments of such notorious left-wingers as Pol Pot and Joseph Stalin.

Move on to AdventureLand where we witness wax reenactments of Bill Clinton commiting perjury before a federal grand jury and Jimmy Carter crashing helicopters into the Iranian desert.

And at night, put the kiddies to bed and head off to the Teddy Kennedy Cocktail Lounge and Swimming Pool. Reservations not required, and dress is casual.

But life jackets are highly recommended.

Ed

Oh, I forgot. Terrorists would never attack the UN out of professional courtesy.

The organization should rotate between all the member countries in alphabetical order. Let’s see, Albania, Angola, Azerbaijan….

Billybob

Though I am partial to the floating head of Zardoz plan…