How to Get Into the University of Michigan

Posted By John Moore on August 31, 2003

After having its blatantly racist admissions scheme ruled out by the Supreme Court, the University of Michigan has come up with a another way of discriminating by race. Applicants will be forced to write an essay responding to one of the following
(from The LA Times,free registration required):

At the University of Michigan, we are committed to building an academically superb and widely diverse educational community. What would you as an individual bring to our campus community?” Or, “Describe an experience you’ve had where cultural diversity — or a lack thereof — has made a difference to you

Let me guess… An essay that says just “I’m black.” or “My last name is Hernandez.” will count more than one’s SAT score or grades.

Alternatively, one can proclaim obeisance to the gods of diversity, turn in a perfect SAT score, and hope.

Or, a smart person would try to find a University that isn’t so perversely focused on race.

Thanks to Gene Expression for finding this.

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3 Responses to “How to Get Into the University of Michigan”

  1. marvin jones says:

    hi my name is marvin jones and i am in the 10th grade and i jus wont to no wut it takes to get into ur law department at michigan or wut will it take to get in michigan for football. if u could e mail me back and tell me i would appreciate it.

  2. David Levine says:

    Hello. I have a 99 overall average, I take all AP/ Honors classes, I participate in many out of school activities, and I got a 1380 on my SAT’s. Can I have a firm answer on whether or not I can get into Michigan.

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