Democratic Candidate Opportunism Threat Level Raised to Orange

Posted By John Moore on December 21, 2003

Useful Fools has raised the Democratic Candidate Opportunism Threat Level to Orange.

This is due to increased threat of both terrorism, increase chatter by the candidates and expected cynical use of any resulting terrorist event by them.
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4 Responses to “Democratic Candidate Opportunism Threat Level Raised to Orange”

  1. DANEgerus says:

    Laughed out a lung… ouch!

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  3. Noel says:

    At the Super-Duper Alert Level, Hillary declares herself ‘Co-Grand Muffety of Chappaqua’, in hopes of running a Vichy-style government. again.

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    klieber: agreed
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    * port001 runs for the tricycle
    * klieber gets on his Big Wheel and pursues
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