Democratic Candidate Opportunism Threat Level Raised to Orange
Posted By John Moore on December 21, 2003
Useful Fools has raised the Democratic Candidate Opportunism Threat Level to Orange.
This is due to increased threat of both terrorism, increase chatter by the candidates and expected cynical use of any resulting terrorist event by them.

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Laughed out a lung… ouch!
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At the Super-Duper Alert Level, Hillary declares herself ‘Co-Grand Muffety of Chappaqua’, in hopes of running a Vichy-style government. again.
esammer: you hold him down. I’ll get the lead pipe.
klieber: agreed
port001: hope you liked having kneecaps
* port001 runs for the tricycle
* klieber gets on his Big Wheel and pursues
tramadol