Comments on: My Plan for France http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/ Exposing the Fools in Media, Academia, the Left, and elsewhere Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:31:38 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: John Moore (Useful Fools) http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/comment-page-1/#comment-5761 John Moore (Useful Fools) Thu, 18 Mar 2004 05:18:57 +0000 http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/?p=395#comment-5761 Sean, you are so right. I will sneak in first so nobody will know. Sean, you are so right.

I will sneak in first so nobody will know.

]]> By: Seán Fitzpatrick http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/comment-page-1/#comment-5760 Seán Fitzpatrick Thu, 18 Mar 2004 03:58:40 +0000 http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/?p=395#comment-5760 John,
I was talking about being on a team. No need to go down the unilateralist road, or as they say in France, “vous le cochon avide pour sucer pâté”.

]]> By: The Other John Hawkins http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/comment-page-1/#comment-5759 The Other John Hawkins Thu, 18 Mar 2004 03:54:07 +0000 http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/?p=395#comment-5759 Disagree about step 2 only being needed once. Nelson sunk the French Navy (along with most of the Spanish Navy as well) in 1805. Between 1940 and 43, the British and American Navies (with some help from the French themselves), had to sink it again. Now in 2004, it needs another dunking. Seems like once a century, so we should pencil in 2120 perhaps. Unless Gary is right. Disagree about step 2 only being needed once. Nelson sunk the French Navy (along with most of the Spanish Navy as well) in 1805. Between 1940 and 43, the British and American Navies (with some help from the French themselves), had to sink it again. Now in 2004, it needs another dunking. Seems like once a century, so we should pencil in 2120 perhaps.

Unless Gary is right.

]]> By: John Moore (Useful Fools) http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/comment-page-1/#comment-5758 John Moore (Useful Fools) Wed, 17 Mar 2004 19:50:17 +0000 http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/?p=395#comment-5758 Sean, you are so right... except I get the job of being the food inspector, and my sanction will be Visa. I am qualified, having lived in France practicing that profession (at breakfast, lunch, dinner and beyond), and having worked for Visa. Sean, you are so right… except I get the job of being the food inspector, and my sanction will be Visa. I am qualified, having lived in France practicing that profession (at breakfast, lunch, dinner and beyond), and having worked for Visa.

]]> By: Seán Fitzpatrick http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/comment-page-1/#comment-5757 Seán Fitzpatrick Wed, 17 Mar 2004 17:03:32 +0000 http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/?p=395#comment-5757 I must protest this rush to an unnecessary, over-hasty, and unilateral war. Do not send in the Marine cooks only to withdraw them. How do you ask someone to be the last cook to leave France?
First build a true international coalition (I suggest the Mongols, the Bangladeshi, and the Locusts as first recruits).
Give the inspectors time to do their job. In fact, I’ll volunteer to be an inspector on any effort sanctioned by the United Nations (or at least by American Express). It’s a dirty job, but as the French say, “C’est un travail sale. Laisser les américains sales le font.”[“Eet ezz a dairty chob. Let zee dairty Americains do it.”].
Particular attention should be paid to uncovering and disposing of WMC—Wines of Mass Consumption. The Monster Chirac is reliably reported to have WMC hidden in small dusty bottle in chateaux scattered around the infamous “Yummy Oblong”, which runs from the Pyrenees to the Rhine. Lightening inspection visits will be necessary, followed by leisurely verification lunches and dinners.
Defoliating the French vineyards may be counterproductive. Without the competition from cheap French wines, California wines will be more expensive. Consider that the French grapes are growing on AMERICAN rootstock! This is clearly unjust! Even Democrats will support getting to the root causes of our grievances. What we should do is expropriate the vineyards and put them in trust, managed by the VA for oh, say, Vietnam veterans, with monthly . . . er, nightly distribution of proceeds in kind.

]]> By: ableiter http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/comment-page-1/#comment-5756 ableiter Wed, 17 Mar 2004 07:02:28 +0000 http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/?p=395#comment-5756 I don't see what France wants with Tiawan. There is no OIL there. Now there is some in the South China Sea, which several nations claim. "We are not fighting so that you will offer us something. We are fighting to eliminate you." -Hussein Massawi, former leader of Hezbollah, abe I don’t see what France wants with Tiawan. There is no OIL there. Now there is some in the South China Sea, which several nations claim.
“We are not fighting so that you will offer us something. We are fighting to eliminate you.”
-Hussein Massawi, former leader of Hezbollah,
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]]> By: Gary and the Samoyeds http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/2004/03/15/my-plan-for-france/comment-page-1/#comment-5755 Gary and the Samoyeds Wed, 17 Mar 2004 04:38:26 +0000 http://www.tinyvital.com/blog/?p=395#comment-5755 Step 2 isn't really necessary. It will sink by itself (see: Charles de Gaulle). Step 2 isn’t really necessary. It will sink by itself (see: Charles de Gaulle).

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