Mrs. Kerry in Cheney’s Secure Location

John Moore | July 27, 2004

Borowitz reported that after Mrs. Kerry’s public gaffe, she has been moved to a secure location. He failed to note that it was also Dick Cheney’s secure location.
Reportedly the two exchanged words:

Mrs. Kerry: “Shove it!”
Mr. Cheney: “F*** you!”

Both were said to be feeling much better after the exchange.

Lawyers Protect Your Right to Kill MBTA Passengers

John Moore | July 27, 2004

The Boston Globe reports:
BOSTON (AP) Two civil rights groups filed a lawsuit in federal court to stop the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority from randomly inspecting passengers’ bags, saying it’s an unconstitutional violation of personal privacy.
A judge scheduled an emergency hearing for Tuesday afternoon in the case filed by National Lawyers Guild and American Anti-Discrimination [...]