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Mrs. Kerry in Cheney’s Secure Location

Tue July 27th, 2004 13:04 MST

Borowitz reported that after Mrs. Kerry’s public gaffe, she has been moved to a secure location. He failed to note that it was also Dick Cheney’s secure location.

Reportedly the two exchanged words:

Mrs. Kerry: “Shove it!”

Mr. Cheney: “F*** you!”

Both were said to be feeling much better after the exchange.

34 Responses to “Mrs. Kerry in Cheney’s Secure Location”

  1. comment number 1 by: Fausta

    Brilliant!

  2. comment number 2 by: Rhod

    Was it a private fight or can anyone get in on it?

  3. comment number 3 by: Leslie

    Thank you for bringing the smile to my face today. Bravo, John!

  4. comment number 4 by: Teddie K.

    You G*%$$#@ right-wing b*(+^%$s are a bunch of whining *&&!!!s. You wouldn’t know a &$##@! hero if he kicked your &&*^%$$s across town. Mrs. Kerry was within her G(+!!**&^%$ rights, and so was John in his Rolling Stone interview. You’re a bunch of G(+*&&$!? lowlifes…or lowlives, or whatever. G*&&%#@!! Democrats are cool and rule. Bring me a G**%&$$# drink you B**&%$$!.

  5. comment number 5 by: Dude

    You don’t even need to comment when you see a post like the last one. Liberals so often show who the truly intolerant are. The consistant sort of primitive, base stupidity is fascinating as well…considering how dumb they often say W is.

  6. comment number 6 by: Rhod

    Dude, I think it was a little satire.

    Anyway, watch a bit of the affair in Boston and you realize it should be held in a Holiday Inn.

    It has all the insular us/them qualities of another type of convention, where Mrs. Heinz Kerry would be obliged to say a few words in Klingon.

  7. comment number 7 by: Rolf

    I don’t mean to come off as un-Pennsylvanian, or un-American, but I personally feel as if John Kerry’s %*&!)&* wife has already flipped her %*&!)&* wig, even before the end of this %*&!)&* convention!

    The difference is, Dick Cheney was right. But, personally, I would’ve punched Leahy in his left jaw, simply for added insurance.

  8. comment number 8 by: Mark

    I still think tu-ray-sa was one of those B-girls That I met in Marsaille, that would follow the fleet around the med from port to port.
    You know the ones, that would hang out at Fleet landing ‘Hey, Joe wanna good time, only 5 and 2′
    Hell they knew where we were going before we did.
    But the question to Tu-ray-sa is how can she NOT be un-Pennsylvanian, she’s from France, nez pa.
    This campaign season is way too long.

    What a B*tch, first lady ,, I dont think so.

    Mark

  9. comment number 9 by: Rolf

    I’ll “nez pa” you on that one, Mark!

    If memory serves me correctly, I met Teresa when she was still only a multi-millionairess working in “Bar New York,” in Olangapo City. There, you could purchase your ‘date’ a watered-down drink for the modest price of $10, and actually get a little poontang on the side for $2. Teresa, though, only went for $1. Trouble was, she’s not nearly as pretty as Hillary–and not nearly as amiable, either! Hillary’s obviously worth at least a dollar–or 460,000 pesos–more!

    Thank heaven for little little harlots, as Chevalier used to say!

  10. comment number 10 by: Mark

    So what to make of all this here we have two factions, the Clintons and the Heinz-Kerrys, both seemingly headed in the same direction at different speeds(to the far left of course).
    Heinz-Kerry thinks women don’t have the right to speak their mind while ‘The Hill’ does nothing but speak her mind, the question is , does anyone really care what either think.
    Hillary was always defending ‘whats-his-name’ and Tu-RAY-sa almost could’nt remember who or what she was out there for, she remembered her first husband, the benefactor of her fortune, her sons by her first husband, and oh yeah the guy running for the democrats, her latest version of the French giggolo, er Senator from Mass. the honorable john Heinz-Kerry, a soap opera could’t have been scripted better.
    Then there is Edwards talking last night about some guy(someone they wish they had) with all these great qualities, of character and leadership,, ; My question is when are they going to produce this guy and introduce him to the public.
    He wasn’t talking about ted kennedy, or joe ‘the dumbest man in the senate’ biden, or john ‘F’ing’ kerry, surely they had an ace up their sleeve, but who, maybe this was a preview of the 2008 nominee of course that is it, he was talking about Hillary, My G-d what a sham this is.

    Mark

  11. comment number 11 by: Rhod

    Mark and Rolf get the award for the best !?:

  12. comment number 12 by: Kingsmill

    I don’t know which version of Les Miserables (Tale of Two Cities maybe? it was, but Hill and Terry remind one of the crones giggling and squawking “Geee-ohhhhh-teeeeen” as some poor French innocent had his head chopped off.

  13. comment number 13 by: Dude

    Wow…such good satire I didn’t even catch it. Hey…speaking of satire. I found this article about Edward’s speech last night quite amusing.

    Kerry Eager to Meet Candidate Edwards Described
    (2004-07-29) — John Forbes Kerry said that he’s eager to meet the man John Edwards described in his speech last night to the Democrat convention.

    “I look forward to shaking hands with the strong, decisive leader that Senator Edwards talked about,” said Mr. Kerry from the living room of his Boston home. “I didn’t catch his name, but his character reminds me of a young John Kerry–the kind of man I was in Vietnam.”

    Mr. Edwards, who delivered a stirring emotional speech on populist themes, insisted that he spoke of Mr. Kerry himself, despite the latter’s image as a stoic, aloof elitist.

    After hearing the speech, Mr. Kerry said, “Edwards almost had me believing that ‘hope is on the way.’ He gave me that warm, Clintonesque feeling all over again. I nearly smiled.”

    Mr. Kerry and Mr. Edwards are also U.S. Senators

  14. comment number 14 by: Rhod

    Dude,

    Outstanding.

  15. comment number 15 by: Kingsmill

    I think Rolf has a future waiting for him on Public TV. Move over Rick Steves. Steves spends a lot of time eating cheese, bread with bugs; walking brick streets and spilling local plonk on checkered tablecloths. The Lefty dream.

    Rolf takes us to Olangapo City, where a bad-tempered chick shows up for a tenspot, and all the nails of paradise are available for one or two dollars Americano, no one worries about the future or the present.

    Rolf, are you talking about the Democratic Convention or what?

  16. comment number 16 by: Debbie

    If anyone believes kerrys lies from the convention, I would like to sell them a time share in the space travel that john kerry must have purchased in Florida while he was having his sperm moment.

  17. comment number 17 by: Debbie

    edwards says kerry hit a home run in the convention speech.
    I say the girly guy hit like he threw the ball out.
    I say hes a liar through and through.
    If anyone actually believes him, that tells me that they really don’t know this liberal nut.

  18. comment number 18 by: Mark

    Debbie:
    If he bats anything like he throws it was probably a foul ball.

    Mark

  19. comment number 19 by: Rhod

    It occurs to me that this is a Wag The Hamster moment, with a total re-invention and revision of Jellyfish Kerry into a hot little patriotic two-fisted warrior. It’s done with electronic propaganda, fiction video (phony bullets, infantry gear on a Swift Boat Commander, etc.) a pathetic salute…Good God. He actually said “reporting for duty”. This guy has no, repeat no, self respect. What a fool.

  20. comment number 20 by: Mark

    I saw that picture. ‘Sperm’??? I thought he looked more like a suppository.
    The story about kerry saving the rat from drowning was typical BS, he would rather save a rat than a human life, this guy is pure ‘putz’

    Mark

  21. comment number 21 by: Rhod

    No sperm, no suppository either. Kerry was one of the Eggmen on the Sgt Pepper album cover. Goo Goo Ja Joob.

  22. comment number 22 by: Rhod

    Opps. That’s Koo Koo Ka Joob. I think.

  23. comment number 23 by: Rolf

    That’s just the problem, Deb: Never in their long and tortuous electoral history have liberals felt compelled to actually ‘believe’ their candidate simply in order to vote for him.

    Frankly, I’m still incredulous at the idea that they featured Al Sharpton as a keynote speaker at the convention. Imagine the man’s resume: “I once wuz a ‘Student of de Munf,’ [sic] at NYC’s Malcolm X Magnit [sic] Schoo” [sic].

    What’ll we have next from the Dems,’ say, in ‘08–a Hillary Clinton-Tawana Brawley political duo?

    (Imagine their campaign slogan; coined, of course, by James Carville: “It Takes a Village/We Aims to Pillage!”)

    ~Where’s John Dapp when you really need him?

  24. comment number 24 by: Kingsmill

    Rolf is right, as usual. In the strange moral vacuum of the Democratic Party, there exists a black David Duke. Al Sharpton. And as far as I know, Duke never incited to riot causing death and destruction. Sharpton has.

    Tolerating Sharpton is the degraded form of amusement the slaveowners once felt about certain types of flamboyant slaves. The Democratic Party, and by extension The Left, is the New Plantation, where nothing much is expected, and nothing is lost by treating Sharpton with something like seriousness.

    Shame on them all.

  25. comment number 25 by: Jerry (Gross)

    I can only wonder why the only vote Sen. Kerry has cast this year was for the extension of the Clinton gun-ban and the addition of more guns and types of ammunition that would deprive we hunters of meat on our table, when the original Bill was to stop unlawful lawsuits against gunmakers intended to put them out of business. (business employs people, by the way). He portrays himself as a great hunter, yet appears in the field with an orange vest to shoot non-colorblind birds.
    As to Sen. Clinton, nah. The only times she shows up to help the working man is when the cause is lost. Then she screeches at the crowds of soon to be unemployed about how much she cares for them.
    Let us Pray that Allah, God, or anyone will never allow either of them into the highest office in the land.

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