Useful Fools

My wife teaches an after-school class for public school 3rd graders at our church here in Arizona. A few weeks ago, one of the kids told how she could pronounce the name of our governor, Janet Napolitano (D).It turns out her teacher gave out tootsie rolls to kids who learned to say it right. Nobody was talking about her oponent - I guess the kids just automatically know how to pronounce Munsil. Not.
Today, election day, they all wanted to know how my wife had voted. Had she voted for Napolitano? Their teachers had told them everyone should vote for Napolitano.

If this bald electioneering on the public payroll isn’t a crime, it should be! Once again, the teachers have shown that their selfish interests are more important than their sacred trust.

It is this sort of nonsense that causes me to ALWAYS vote against public school district funding - and I did so today.

My mother spent 20 years as a public school math teacher. When my daughter was born, there was one commandment: “No grandchild of mine should ever go to a public school!”

After this terrifying article by VodkaPundit, it is my duty to reveal the following information:

WARNING: Californians, DON’T MOVE TO ARIZONA unless you like the following:

• We have lots of guns and allow open carry or licensed concealed carry.
• We have plenty of conservatives.
• We have the country’s largest nuclear power plant.
• We allow and have plenty of evil-looking assault rifles&#153, and we keep them pointed west.
• We don’t have Hollywood stars to tell us how to think.
• We don’t label everything that has a .00000000000001 chance of causing cancer.
• We used to have lots of trees to hug, but the environmentalists let many of them burn. The rest are for us, not you.
• We don’t have a coastal commission.
• We don’t have any nude beaches.
• We have annual hunting seasons, including one on tree-huggers and another on animal-rights extremists.
• Barry Goldwater was from here.
• Dan Quayle and Gordon Liddy live here.
• It gets warm here, although today it is only 107F.
• Every wild bee in Arizona is a KILLER BEE!
• We also have lots of these (picture from my street a couple of days ago - Tiger Rattlesnake):
  

Trust me… if you don’t like this, don’t come!

Or, as the Arizona Republic titled it: “Napolitano, pipeline company pointing fingers.”
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For those who imagine that California has a monopoly on Democrat statists and fools, here is some news: Arizona has them too. Lots of idiots escape from California to Arizona, and then vote for Democrats. Go figure.

Anyway, our dynamic duo, the Democrat Attorney General and the Democrat Governor are now proposing to ensure that future shortages of gasoline are bad. They are going to outlaw “gouging.” Always a sensible voice, Zonitics emphatically demands “gouging” and shows one of the ways it would help, and why it is needed!

The Arizona Anti-RepublicanRepublic details the idiotic response to this totally environmentalist-made crisis:
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Phoenix, AZ is in the midst of a serious gasoline shortage. Long lines of idling cars are waiting to get what little gas remains.
The cause? Environmentalists and their pet bureacracy, the EPA.
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