John Moore | March 11, 2005
While going through a ghastly 1 month long repair cycle for my Dell laptop, I just heard the following canned message on my interminable, hours long sixth telephone wait:
Spyware and viruses are considered third party software and are not installed or supported by Dell.
Huh?
John Moore | February 20, 2005
So there I was, working away with FOX News in the background, when I heard:
Rude Lover denied charges he grabbed women from behind
WHAT? We’ll hear that on Jay Leno for a few days;-)
As it turns out, the real name is Ruud Lubbers, former Dutch prime minister.
Say his name ten times fast. If that isn’t [...]
John Moore | August 20, 2004
From Unkknown
BIG JOHN (KERRY)
Every mornin’ on the Hill you could see him arrive
Standing six-foot-four, weighing one-twenty-five
Kinda’ scrawny at the shoulders and lacking a spine
And when he spoke at all, it was mainly to whine.
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John.
Nobody seems to know what’s in John’s soul
His ‘beliefs’ are based on the latest [...]
John Moore | July 27, 2004
Borowitz reported that after Mrs. Kerry’s public gaffe, she has been moved to a secure location. He failed to note that it was also Dick Cheney’s secure location.
Reportedly the two exchanged words:
Mrs. Kerry: “Shove it!”
Mr. Cheney: “F*** you!”
Both were said to be feeling much better after the exchange.
John Moore | June 30, 2004
A fellow Mil-Blogger has come up with an amazing security memo. Yes, this is for real. check out the security bulletin at his site.
John Moore | March 1, 2004
Randall Robinson has a revealing Kerry photograph.
John Moore | December 14, 2003
Fox News’ Brit Hume, while discussing the capture of Saddam Hussein (The Ace of Spades in the famous card deck), referred to him as
The Ace in the Hole
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Kuwaitis are having fun with this:
Kuwaitis, jubilant at the capture of arch-foe Saddam Hussein, were Sunday frantically sending each other mobile text messages of mock denials from [...]
John Moore | December 14, 2003
Okay… here’s a contest… now that Saddam has been captured, we need a list of the Top Ten reasons Saddam should get the death penalty. These are joke reasons (the real reasons are obvious and not funny).
Here’s the list so far:
(RK) So the French can’t nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize.
(erikbert)To prevent him from [...]
John Moore | November 8, 2003
I can’t take credit for this. It’s circulating the internet. But since I didn’t find it in Google, here it is for your enjoyment:
News anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR reporter Cokie Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day when they were captured by cannibals. They were [...]
John Moore | October 5, 2003
Dennis Miller’s latest Fox News Monologue is online. A sample:
Let me reiterate, if you’re such a complete zipper-head that you cannot maneuver your way around a chad, then guess what? I don’t want you to vote because you’ll vote stupid and I’m not talking about run of the mill stupidity here either. I’m talking [...]