John Moore | August 4, 2003
Deceit and deception are important tools for the war fighter. In the book “Victory and Deceit” by Dunnign and Nofi, the following hilarious World War II example appears:
After Louis B. Mayer, the head of MGM, kept pestering the army’s camouflage people to “do something” to conceal his Hollywood studio to protect it from possible enemy [...]
John Moore | July 31, 2003
Sometimes Ann Coulter goes over the top (like naming her book “Treason.”)
This, on the other hand, is just plain funny and sadly, correct (and, of course, guaranteed to infuriate the left).
For example:
Al-Qaida has apparently sized up the new security measures put into place by Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta and has discovered some areas of vulnerability. [...]
John Moore | July 18, 2003
I have a Jokes about the French page on this website, and I rely on readers to supply new jokes.
Little did I expect the French government to itself provide the joke (well… perhaps I should have).
The French government has banned the term “e-mail!”
John Moore | March 12, 2003
We had our spies at the closed Security Council [sic] meeting. The following exchange was heard:
US Ambassador: “Monsieur French Ambassador, why is it you Frenchies won’t just admit that Iraq was weapons of mass destruction?”
French Ambassador “We tore up all the invoices. You can’t prove a thing!”
US Ambassador: “Herr German Ambassador, what do you have [...]
John Moore | March 9, 2003
The Sunday Mirror reports that already a dozen Iraqi troops have tried to surrender, before the war starts.
Obviously the relationship between the French military and Iraqi military is stronger than previously thought!
John Moore | March 1, 2003
CLICK HERE TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE FRANCE JOKES.
My friend Mike Guidone contributed a large list of jokes about the French. I have edited it, added a few, and put it HERE for your enjoyment.
If you would like to contribute other jokes on this subject, please click “Comments” below and enter them.
NOTE: Many Europeans [...]
John Moore | February 22, 2003
Due to the warning of threats by lone terrorists, the Department of Homeland Security has added the following to the recomended “ready” kit:
John Moore | February 21, 2003
Reuters reports:
“Congolese villagers have stoned and beaten to death four teachers accused of casting an evil spell to cause an outbreak of the deadly Ebola disease that has killed nearly 70 people, a local official said Friday.”
Perhaps we could have used some of these teachers to cast a spell on Saddam.
John Moore | February 20, 2003
What do Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro and Glenn Reynolds all have in common?
John Moore | February 19, 2003
“Heavily armed Kurds” is to Turks as “Bathing daily” is to Frenchmen.
From a comment on Daily Pundit by The Other John Hawkins.
And now that we’ve had fun… here is a true factoid. In the 19th century, the French and some other Europeans believed that bathing spread disease! It was even illegal to bathe in some [...]